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RoboPound
RULES Players are broken up into two teams of four players each. Each team is given a quarter to start the game. To set up the drinks, get 8 cups of beer which are half-full and set them in two lines of four drinks. You will also need a full pitcher of beer at the end of noth of the rows of cups. Each team of four has a shooting order (right to left) and a drinking order (left to right). Play starts with each team's first shooter trying to bounce their quarter into any of the eight cups. If the cup is missed by a team, pass the quarter to the next shooter. If a cup is made however, the team that made the shot gets the quarter from the other team and tries to hit another cup. The team that didn't hit the cup loses their quarter and must chug the beer in which the quarter landed in order to get a quarter back for their team. Play continues in this manner. When either the last shooter or drinker in a row is reached, start over with the first person. Keep playing until all eight cups are made. The teams then try to make the shot into the pitcher. The team that makes this shot then makes the losing team drink the entire pitcher, designating a drinking order. Once you remove your lips from the pitcher, you must pass the pitcher to the next drinker.
Go Fish
A very simple adaptation to the card game, even I can remember this one.
Supplies: people, beer, and cards. Deal the game as you normally would. Anytime you ask for a card and are told to "go fish," you drink once. Everytime you have to give a card to another player, you drink twice, three times for face cards and aces. Everytime time you lay down a pair, your opponent(s) drink twice.
Chutes and Ladders
Buzz factor: High
Go out and buy the childrens board game.
Modify the rules as such: Whenever you go UP a latter, count the number of squares OVER and UP that you are propelled, and distribute that many drinks among your opponents.
(e.g. four over and three up---seven drinks: two to person A, three to B, two to C). Whenever you go DOWN a chute, count the number of squares OVER and DOWN that you are propelled, and drink that many YOURSELF.
Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinker's Soul
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink
I feel ashamed. Then, I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the brewery and all of their
hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they
might be out of work and their dreams would be
shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I
drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver."
by Jack Handy
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going
to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to
spend time with the fools he must come in contact with
every day.
Ernest Hemingway
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the
decency to thank her.-W.C. Fields
When I read about
the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Stephen Wright
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we
fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's
all get drunk and go to heaven.
Brian O'Rourke
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be
happy.
Benjamin Franklin
Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dave Barry
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
To some its a six-pack, to others it's a Support Group
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